...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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