So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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