Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
