is your mom at the bar?
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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