Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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