i'm signing you up for texting rehab
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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