How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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