i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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