I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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