Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
