and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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