then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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