So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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