I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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