Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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