the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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