i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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