I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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