Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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