Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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