Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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