So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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