She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just google imaged poop.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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