Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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