Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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