i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
