wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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