dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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