I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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