I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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