Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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