I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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