highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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