fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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