Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.