a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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