dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"