what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
handjob tips. give me some.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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