It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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