this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
