Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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