What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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