Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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