You really coming over, don't trick.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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