I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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