You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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