did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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