She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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