I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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