Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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