i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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