its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
false alarm, still single
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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