Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
