When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i think i have herpe
just one?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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