What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You don't make any sense
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They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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