i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm always down for nudity.
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