please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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