I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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