why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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