i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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