I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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