And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i came on her dog
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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