please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
