And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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